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6.A day a village Fu(some feminine beauties) lifts a sub- egg to run about on the street, suddenly and formerly the noodles runs to come over a few big fellows, egg two words don't say, violated village Fu, then the egg climbs from the ground, claps the soil on the body and makes reference to:"Stay with it to the big fellow, not as first as oneself up."
7.A day a village Fu(some feminine beauties) lifts a sub- egg to run about on the street, suddenly and formerly the noodles runs to come over a few big fellows and comes up two words not to say, violate that village Fu.This village Fu climbs from the ground, claps the soil on the body and makes reference to:"How many eldest brothers toss about Be getting more hungry so for many times?Eat some son egg to repair body ……"
8.A day a village Fu lifts a sub- egg to run about on the street, suddenly and formerly the noodles runs to come over a few big fellows and comes up to ponder after half ring, an among those say:Eldest brother, I see us or rob an egg
9.A day a village Fu lifts a sub- egg to run about on the street, suddenly and formerly the noodles runs to come over a few big fellows and prepare to violate the egg of village Fu a to see this situation know that the opportunity came and jumped a basket son in succession, result the eggs saw village Fu one eye throw up blood to die in succession;A few big fellows a see even the eggs all have no of violate
10.A day a village Fu(some feminine beauties) lifts a sub- egg to run about on the street, suddenly and formerly the noodles runs to come over a few big fellows, two words don't say, rend away egg, the village Fu says:How don't violate me?
11.A day a few village Fus lift a sub- egg to run about on the street, suddenly and formerly the noodles comes over a few big fellows, an among those villages Fu(some feminine beauties) two words don't say, violated a few big fellows, then sailed out of the room.
After the event the other village Fu is great she is severe, this village Fu(some feminine beauties) satisfiedly makes reference to:"The fart greatly orders a son matter, if don't return to cook a meal, I still want to violate them several times."
12.A day a village Fu(some feminine beauties) lifts a sub- egg to run about on the street, suddenly and formerly the noodles runs to come over a few big fellows, village Fu two words don't say, took off pants, then lay on the ground.How many big fellows say"please ask big Shen, egg how much catty?"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2064 the same system
The some small car driver accompanies the leadership to finish eating after meal and lead is going to take a shower, get to the front of five-star door in the hotel,Beats By Dr Dre Studio, leadership go in, but the small car driver be blocked by public security in the hotel at in addition to door, the small car driver hurriedly points at anterior leadership to say to the public security:"He and I are a system of, he can enter why can I not enter?"
Public security right away and rudely the rightness small car driver say:"**And the egg an egg is still a system of, ****can go in, can the egg egg also go in?"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2065 to explore into a girl friend inside the dress
Summer a certain evening, sit on the small area garden bench with girl friend to talk feeling.I color heart the Tu rise and exploreses into a girl friend to grope for inside the dress, the girl friend declines a way:Make people seeing much ashamed here?I every where hesitate, unmanned, Yue:Which someone.The girl friend is feel ashamed to lower the head the language is not.My exultation without restraint touches indiscriminately, feel a girl friend bra wood grain different from the past days, ask it:Changed fruit milk again?(Note:Fruit milk:Bind milk, bra also)girl friend abashed way:Which have.I don't believe, Yue:Can't, I touch again.BE enjoying, after death Tu now one urchin(about 5 years old) cachinnation Yue:Admire, this uncle is an idiot!The fruit milk is to drink!!!Originally this kid incubates long Yi.I am wildly dizzy~~~
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2066 hunter in the city
On the first, a hunter takes to love eagle to go shopping and gets to one bar, bellboy way:"The Sir can not take a pet into here, please put it in the outside."Hence one hunter gets into bar.
In a moment, **carry to love cat, bellboy again Yue:"Madam can not take a pet into here."**Also one person gets into.
Outside of the cat was brought up by indulgent parents, often grasped eagle since the childhood, the eagle training had a vegetable cool detachment mutually showed.A short while, the hunter comes out to see its form, hairs stand on end with anger, put out strength to knead a kitty.The beautiful Fu comes out to see a form and start to grasp eagle to say:"Hum, you dare to grasp my Mi Mi, I pull out your eagle hair!!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2067 great
Have a year, a work salary stratum middle age man, arrive at a trip store, see there is a placard in the doorway and write:The originally small store provides sex to serve 100 dollars/this person late feels very interesting, but there is 50 dollars on the body, how do, he asks an owner"50 pieces of a nights, go or not" the owner hesitated a short while and said "go, you arrive house first to wait to chase, lead meeting I take for you he to go" then he is room in the etc. and led a short while, the owner took one the female monkey came and said that the person in"50 pieces, can seek kind of, pay attention to" wanted to mean to say to"go" so, they led for a night.
The 2nd years, he has go to, he took enough this time 100 quick, the owner makes him return to etc., he arrived a house and saw still have an individual in this house, but sliced to lie prone on the wall and didn't know in the stem very, he in the past asked him in the stem very, that person said "see next door in the grass Man, come over and see quickly", he tooked a look to say that the person in"really great"s say "this has what, there was still last year the individual is in that female monkey, that just calls great" in the past
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2068 to kiss the young lady's hand
The 20-year-old man is a pug, the mouth is a to flow honey.The 30-year-old man is a watchdog, do laundry to cook a meal is a good hand.The 40-year-old man is a wild dog, look for a flower and ask everywhere.The 50-year-old man is a crazy dog, can give a bite is an one mouthful.The 60-year-old man is a Lai dog, bosom Chuai elder brother Wei walks everywhere.The 70-year-old man is the dog of disease, can kiss the young lady's hand.The 80-year-old man is to kill a dog, some viewpoints all have no.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2069 to urinate
Ancient times one woman feet Be big difficult to marry, the Chinese medicine presents it by medicine, cloud is steeped water to wash feet with it, and the big feet can immediately change into 3 inches
Gold lotus and so forth.The woman in the same way operates, the feet just put into basin, big feet then change in to°from 1 Chinese foot three inches, female exultation, immediately stopped washing feet and would wash feet water to outside sprinkle to the door.Is proper to meet a monk to beg for alms outside the door, a water whole amount sprinkles on the head, the monk angries of remaining, the urgent use hand touches a head, but the time look for to disappear, very not easy looked for head in the neckband, but greatly not the Ying hold, the monk feels suspicious son, the desire finds a mirror to shine on it, not get, see suddenly one mouth of a well, hence urgently rush in the past, stretched forward desire to shine on, suddenly listenned to well the bottom loudly appealing to the public Yue:The ＂ doesn't want to urinate and below have a dozen of wells!＂
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2070 liquid elder brother Wei
There is individual the liquid for buying a bottle of black elder brother Wei.Be henpecked and discover, hide in the kitchen.Wife mistaken for soy sauced and was in the bean sprout to copy while cooking on the second day, but the bean sprout more copied more hard.Her favour calls husband:"dear of, come quickly!You see~how was this ?The bean sprout is sweet to copy not lousy, is BE what!Still get up pot cover crest?"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2071 supermarket
An American woman and an Iran woman's shopping in supermarket.Iran woman pickeds up two potatoes to say:"This makes me think of my husband's testicle."American woman is surprised to ask:"There is big that Mo?"Iran woman says:"There is dirty that Mo not."
A spool of joke brocade gathers a chapter 2072 damned robber
Some day.A robber intrudes into girl's bedroom, to captive, Gao Han, :"Forbid to move, the handle knob puts on the bird!"The girl is frightened and startled, hence talks Yue:"We have no!?"The robber calls a way:"I have!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2073 steamed sandwich
In country in aroma park in Chang-hua County, go toward roadside in Chung Hsin Village, Nantou from Wang Tian interchange, there are a lot of steamed sandwich seller's stands, so as not to get off with buy with eat for the call, the business is very good.Have a Sunday, a senior high school girl comes to look after business for mother.Have one Mr. Wei to patronize at this time.This Sir says that he doesn't buy the whole steamed sandwich, he as long as buy some noodleses skins that do a steamed sandwich, go home oneself to wrap meat stuffing to eat and ask her to sell not to sell.This girl because has never sold like this, don't know that the mother agrees not
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